Wednesday 27 May 2009

Be gregarious or be a waitor! i choose....

Yeah..how can I forget blogging on my cousins visit...?I promised that I'd do a -"xyz cousins,hai!hai!" here..
Not that I don't like them,it's only that they came late..ah..long story..it's only that they came when I didn't want them?;P ah..coz they didn't come when i needed them..neither did I go..so what? huhh!

what i wanna say is-if they didn't need me then..since 20 big years..then why do they want me now?Oh ok..you expect me to cry..rant on this..??forget it..
***khee khee***

The night of my last exam..my mom came elated saying-"..oh they are coming..do you know who all are coming?"
My face changed the color and I asked-"some ones coming..??who all are coming?"
My alien cousin was coming to get coached on how to crack IELTS...and along with her came my aunt..and another aunt and cousins(not alien ones).. :P
And what this all meant was..work!work and work!
I uttered a - "Oh no....!" what? I am not a complete recluse..but Am I supposed to serve the guest,work work..on my first holiday..??After all the hard work..exhaustion of a two week and a half...No!!

And all the cleaning and dusting embarked,at the night itself,in fact the moment she informed us that they'd be arriving,she gave a bunch of instructions..do this..do that..Poor moi!write exams and come do labor! huhh!

I don't know why mom goes a complete crazy,when some ones to come home...Cook cook..cook..
as if they never ate.. And are hungry..since donno..how long decades.. :P
And seeing Ma Pa joins her too..duhh!but I never did..and would neither do..I believe in feed the poor and hungry..rather over stuffing the mighty.

I watched and watched as Ma kept passing me the trays..I am not kanjoosh!!this all was not necessary..right?they would survive with out a sweet dish,every time they sit on the dinning table..? No? :P

And then started the Hyderabad dekho..program..
They said "lets go to the Golconda fort.."
Mom obviously nodded and I intervened "Mom humz aint home yet..you ppl go!!enjoy!!have fun.."(humz=my potter sis)
enjoy!have fun..means I am declaring that ..i don't wanna come.Mum took me aside and said "they don't come regularly..ok?You don't have to act smart..get ready quickly.."
Poor moi..couldn't do any thing..I had to go..
And..I kinda enjoyed it..climbing all the stairs..haww!I burnt few calories at least ;)
What all it was -snaps!snaps! and snaps..

I really get annoyed when I am interrupted,every moment-go get this....pass this..to her..serve her..aur dalo..aur dalo..at the dinning table than eating peacefully,so I preferred being a waiter and did a full time waiter job,as long as they were at my place..

U must be thinking..how anti-social element I am..yes..I am..!I have been like this..since I was born..what can i do?I was born like this..duhh!Not my mistake..

I remember this,funny thing..we went to a fruit juice center,and every one ordered their favorites,me and a few of them ordered mosambi..it was yakkk!!eeks!!(look I don't even have words to describe its yakkiness! :P)I was sweating..and my throat going all dry.. I drank it..zip..zip..all I wanted was some thing to clear my throat and mom and the others were planning to return it..and ask for a new one,in place of that..poor hawker!!they did..and they drank..!huhh!

And after a few days,they went off..and happy ending...what else..and yaa...I lost my money in housie and also lost at cards...looser!

And..look did I do a hai hai here??nahhhh.....no?

Definitely,May be!

It's been a month,we are waiting for the abstracts and the b****** still says-"please,give me some time..I'll inform you when it's done.."
I am talking about the abstracts,the institutions head was supposed to give us for our so called-"mini project!"
We've been going off and On to the insti..and he's been spinning us!DOG!!

it's the last day of the abstract submission and me-the sufferer of that atrocious,blatant,ignoble B is here writing a blog,waiting for the B to send me a mail so that i can print it out and throw it on the face of my H.O.D,who very sweetly rejected every thing we presented her..
fancy guitar-No!
automatic music tone generation-No!
anti bag snatching alarm-No!
Rocket launcher-hawww!No!!that 'd be to big for a mini project!!!
grrrr!!

After sulking the whole day in the insti yesterday,clever fella some how adroitly managed us out of the insti...and we kept waiting..and ringing him,eating his brains..

Yesterday night,I kept waiting for the B's call..but! I was drowsy at 9:30 itself..yeah..IPL's over...I've got nothing to do..now!!

I reminisced,I saw this add on HBO-definitely,may be-21:00 hours.
The title of the movie a bit attracted me-the definitely,may be..factor..the contradictory thing..I thought..Oh !!the way I do-"sure why not..lets see..!" :D


Getting the remote free,is a big deal specially when Pa isn't sleeping....Fortunately!!Pa was asleep...
Lucky Moi!!

I hardly remember,me sitting alone and watching a movie,that too an English flick!
It has to be Discovery or travel and living with Pa every time :P

Every one at home was asleep,my sis burning mid night oil for her lab externals! Thank God!mine are over!!

I am sorry,i can't give you the star cast,coz I hardly watch desi..like I hardly read!!this is another good quality? of mine..yeah..quality of mine :D

I watched it gleefully..for I had nobody around...ahhh...
But every time,they lip locked I switched the channel.what if Pa comes?the Discovery,cartoon Network is watching some one smooch..?? :P

That's the reason I say,T.v's should be always kept in bed rooms..but NO!

You want me to tell the story?
I'll give you a small epilogue..kinds ok..?I think you must have seen it..many of you..ah..the 3 or 4 readers of mine... :D
Ok!the story..there's a man who when ever realizes, that-yes!this is She...he gets to know from the she,that she had already got her-this is he kinda man!! :P
and the story revolves around three women and this guy..and the daughter of this man..wowwwwww...she was lovely..the only thing to know is whose dotty was she?and the father explains .. :P what all he has been..gone through..is the story all about..

A romantic comedy,very unlike Hey baby or any of the Akkis movies.. :P

It ended around 1 and I went to bed...yeah.. now..am still waiting,for the mail :(

I wonder,if I have to wait another night watching another flick awake till 1..and write another blog!!




P.S: please do watch it,if you haven't!!
And let me know how it was..

Monday 18 May 2009

Old Things recaptured...

well.. well.. It has been almost 15 years I visited this place.. It used to be a holiday spot in my vacations,when I was a kid merely 5-4 years old.. I can say my younger (potter sis) grew eating crush's mitti..

The summer vacations started (just 2 days back), the first holiday went in vain serving my guest (my cousins from west Godavari…) would prolong the guest part in my next blog.. For now yeah hey the picnic spot..


The 2nd day of my vacation and I cleverly escaped from my cousins ”Hyderabad dekho karikram,” and landed into ma’s office..


Also the plus point: would take books from ma’s office library. My potter sis refused to borrow any from her friends.. so I thought something is better than nothing and here I am in ma’s office writing another blog. And yeah… what I am here for… not to relentlessly speak about government servants.. or prove how kaamchor they are.. I really wanted to see what they do.. and write now I can see ma… chatting with my sis on phone narrating all the guest thing :D


I don’t know from where I developed interest in politics.. May be the hunger to power, developed one… but I think it all started coz.. I am here today sitting in A.P secretariat, the power house of government..(me's nt bragging ok..) May be I like siren of those dozens of ambassadors carrying “men in dhoti’s”… tummy 5-6 inches out, typical Andhra people.. who might have had idli-uttapam in their breakfast …or may be the thought of serving people.


I’ve seen clerks saying “ salaam, sahib”, “Namaste sir” to my parents.. when they enter into the office.. they don’t have to show their id too… everyone knows who they are… and from the watchman, to the clerk,lift operator, the chai wala and the tiffin-mirchi wala…. All are the same…”Namaste Namaste…”(feels proud to be known as a kid of government servants)…:P


Have seen people blabbering about government servants… “they don’t work! They chat! They hardly work!” I wouldn’t completely slam or accept the theory….


We started for the office at 11:00pm.. and reached at 12:00 pm.. mom tore a white sheet into half,she had no pen in her purse(my bro must have stolen it).. on being asked why this..?? she explained she’ll have to write to the higher authority that she was late.. and then she started the raga “vijaya..vijaya..” vijaya her clerk..she opened moms almirah and gave her a pen stand asked her to submit the letter to the higher authorities.


“bring my files amma..” all the conversation taking place was in telugu only… infact I haven’t heard any body speaking English… poor lady brought the files and then she called the thin chick beside her “do this dat this that…” No wonder!! No wonder!! Mom can’t bare a single back answer from us.. when she’s speaking no one’s supposed to speak! Otherwise be ready to get the deadliest look of hers, as ghostly as she can be GRRR!!!:P


Poor viji was called again to search the library cards, in the almirah… and mom asked me “what do u want for lunch?” it was 1:30,we came at 12:00 and she needs lunch.. On frowning,she said "everything would be over if you delay.."

we ordered idli, small samosa’s and flavored milk…(small samosa's are my favorite....doesn't matter in which oil they're fried..)

then mom said that “I don't think it's the right time to go to the library, it’s lunch time na.. we’ll go after 3..” it was then I started writing my present blog…In midst came again the same thin chick… clad in cotton salwar kameez, mom asked her for few print outs…. She did few mistakes.. mom angrily threw the papers and took the printouts herself… poor chick.. I asked mom why did she do like that?? She said “new chick! Should make her work as much as possible… beginner na…” how evil!! :P


Our lunch came and we had it.. mom typed and typed looking at some papers into M.S word documents… some of the people in the hall went out for lunch at 1:00 and it’s 2:30 and still they aren’t here…?? GOsh!!

I can see a man on my right hand side desk.. scratching his mustache .. hardly interested in work.. kept chatting on phone.. don’t know may be his gf… ah no… must be wify.. it reminds me of jeet….:P but poor people… what I noticed is nobody’s g-talk or meebo’s opened.. yes I spied :P All oldies… what will they do with g-talk & meebo...



one of the silliest thing... mom started "chi!!chi!!... this fellow writes filling for filing and she types the same and prints it out… no abbreviation too…huh!!”

I wonder how the kid beside can play the same bike game for hours… reminds me of my brother .. he still does whole day on zapak…


Its 3:00 now… I am bored and almost sleepy after having samosa’s and the flavored milk…


HOsh PosH!!!

flash back: when I was 3-4.. I remember, how I used to sleep in my pa’s cabin.. in a fully air conditioned room which was allotted to him when C.M(pesh)…(don'ta sk me what C.M peshi is,even I don't know..)

I remember, how I used to run in between pa’s legs and hold him tight,when I used to see that man in mustache… mustaches scare me! They still do! I deleted a man in my friend list on my orkut.. and rerely replied him when he scraped only coz he wore a mustache…:P


Present:

hee..hee… the man’s playing the games on the comp… with the kid… ah!! Look at this.. wify joining too..oh!! small family happy family’s perfect example infront of my eyes…


its been two point ** hours and the uncles are here...1:00 to 3:13 ..awesome timings..I wonder if they cooked,ate and came :P


Am drowsing....How can one sit like this for hours.. ?


Went into the library,the librarian informed that she has to shut the library..and I picked John Grisham's "The client"...Lets see..if i read or just turn pages :P


I conclude: i feel that the govt should ban the spoon feeding thing..(the clerks for giving a pen stand..and all..)

Reason:The raising Kilos of my Mom..

Rest all..yes they do work..they aren't that lazy as i thought....


I realized :Why Pa gets lazy when it comes to office..

Why jeet rushes home so punctually from Office..

Why Maa craves for holidays.. :P



the delay in blog publishing's brought to you by my cousins xyz!