Thursday 23 July 2009

Biggest Loser jeetega!!

Ask who's the biggest looser of the day..
I'll tell you...
Loser part 1:
A month ago:
Me,Mum and Potter sis at passport office to renew our passports.
Mums and hums done,mine the old man rejected coz I made a mistake in writing my address in the Online registration form and I had no xerox of my board:(
But for what he reject my form was for the address.
****I was upset,mum cheered me by buying a dress..(hey she doesn't buy me dresses every day..this is the same one,the time time we were going out of station(the village one))*****


Last week:
filled my online form and I had a doubt about my surname... :P(I don't know my surname How awful!!)
I asked Pa and he gave me a wrong surname!He gave me wrong surname??First name as Surname and Surname as first... :( And this I realized after sticking the photos on the forms and after tagging them.


This week:
I filled the form again and pasted the photographs!Yes all done,me's at the passport office..5th is the current number being processed mine is 23!...My number comes...I go...
She marked under my fathers name with a red pen"No initials allowed.."
(as far as i know initials are Mr,Mrs,Ms...but no!for this lady Mohammed can't be written as Mohd...I thought Mohd was universal and accepted,i hardly remember writing it fully)
I showed the lady all the proofs i.e birth,address and here comes educational qualifications..I took my b.tech originals and xerox too..and my board of intermediate too..she asks me my tenth certificate.why tenth?as far as I know tenth certificate was needed for D.O.B and for that I took a custodian certificate from my present college stating me's born on so and so date!
She said "Madam,you go and do a research on this,unless and until you have tenth certificate ..."
I should go and do a research on this eh?
I started shouting"the last time i came he sent me coz of the address and now you say..."


Dialled Ma.. and cried.."Mummy,I couldn't do it..ma..I am a looser!ek passport ni bana payee main...."Mum consoled then rang Jeetu and cried with the same pitch of Mummy....he said "Mummy kya karegi..?"huhh!!I called expecting some pity!!

Story doesn't end here!!!
Loser part 2:
Every time I mess up I go shop,window shopping! :P
But this time I had to exchange something...it was stamped "No Exchange!"(In caps with no exclamation ..heehee).I thought ah...they'll do it ,no big deal..no they didn't do it!no exchange!

Loser part 3:
I was also rejected coz I had no tenth Memo's xerox,I first thought I'll take it tomorrow but from somewhere came kabir's athma in me"Kal kare so aaj kar aaj kare so ab!"
I thought lets go and take it from the colleges office(they took our all the memo originals while admitting in to an engg college,so that students like me don't run away in the mid!)College is located some where in the outskirts and colleges office is some where in city.
I went into the office "06-10 batch,I need a xerox of my board certificate.."
The man in the office"who told you that you'll get your certificates here?They are there in college!"

Mummmmy :( :(
Who am I supposed to ring now?


Loser part 4:
I didn't know the way so,I took an auto...asked him "lakdi ka pool?..".he nodded.
I sat wondering..when will he take a turn?when will he..?
he asked me"lakdi ka pool's gone na,where do you have to get down?"
I shouted "I was waiting for you to take a turn..."
he said"there's-no- U- turn - madam!"

I walked all the way... :(
I didn't understand,when there was a place to use common sense,why did I take a detoured way!!

So at least you people pity na??
At last....
I heard" biggest loser jeetega..,"who said this?my sister must be knowing this.. :D

Saturday 18 July 2009

Disaster!!!grrrr!!!

College re-opened!Project work..this that..
I so soon get bored of things!
2 days left for Project report submission,and me was hungry to watch a movie.
My sis took my phone and started dialing to imax(Imax is this hi-fi types multiplex,I always think why to waste so much on a movie..and give a low budget options to people who accompany me,but they throw a big No! at me and my budget plans miserably fail every time) .i kept her asking.."hey it's recorded message eh?hey am I being charged?toll free hain kya?"
She nodded.I started shouting,"why did you dial..?if it's not free..you always waste my balance..grrrr!!"
She backfired!!"Kanjoos!Are you doing a favor watching a movie?why do you want it to be toll free?"

(Hmm..i had nothing to say!!(But it's ought to be toll free ...no?so many people do that,book tickets on phone,so is it not supposed to be a toll free...?toll free case arises when one's in emergency...so..we were in one na..? :P..at least I was)

After much persuasion,Mom and the migraine potter sis agreed to come.
I thought we can get the tickets anywhere in abids(these are those low budget theaters!) :P
We roamed..roamed...for the tickets,i had no idea where the picture'd be screened but it'd be screened !i was that optimistic!the auto meter showed 119 and still no tickets no movie!coming half way through to some theater,Mum said"I won't watch a movie in this 1980's theater!auto imax lekar chalo!"
and my sister,she took a chance and said"and you are going to pay for the auto and the tickets!ok?"
Poor moi had nothing to say..i squealed... :(

We finally went to Imax,I thought ok! i have The proposal and ice age to choose here,woww!!
As i gave the options to that ticket wala(ah..what is he known?.. :P)he said:"house full!house full!"

Mum and sis frowned at me like anything..
Mum said "lets go home back..."
Suddenly from somewhere came a girl"You want shortcut tickets?"
What was shortcut?ah..it was ShortKut!!(the movie name was shortKut with a K)
I nodded NO!
Mom said"ok lets go for it.."
We don't know the star cast and go for a movie eh?I didn't even see the promos..
Mom said"It's house full na..it must be good only..we came this far..we'll see come,Time pass!"
Ok!!

star cast:arshad warsi,amrita rao(in a package that showed how!how poor the production unit was)and akshaye khanna!
EEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!How can i take these cheepoos names here on my blogger?they pakaoed me for threee hours!
what was the story!!!uhhhhhhhh!!blunder,made out of boredom kinda script,I didn't understand if it was a serious flick or comedy,if it was supposed to be a comedy then why did the jokes fell so flat?

it was disaster!!
And i had to flow my money on tickets of this pakao movie eh? mummmy!!!!!


Lesson learnt:
never go to a multiplex without booking a ticket!
specially:never go with your mom n sis with out booking the tickets..that too on a weekend!

There can be no short-cut for buying tickets!!Never do that...

Tuesday 7 July 2009

7 days spent..!!

27th june:
Boarded the train at 9:45!
Haw!How elated I was like a small kid to do that..after 6-7 long years.After running in to a long argument with mom that I shouldn't be standing near the exit..I succeeded and tried striking a "saathiya "pose.. :D

darkness..darkness and darkness...I could see nothing from the window.I reserved a passage seat for myself,pushing my sister aside.Then started smsing,surprisingly the network was there all the way.Sat typing and typing,I wasn't sleepy..The idea of reading flopped,One of the uncles in the boogie asked me to switch of the lights.. :(
Smsed one of my friend Anukul-"Bhai merko koi Love story bolo..yeh log light band karne ko bole.."he replied-"love stories boring hoti hai... :P"

I was trying to let few secrets out of him..but... :P I thought of calling Jeet,he probably has got many..but..11 o'clock-weekend and asking poor man to narrate stories,His BV would surely kill me :D

Sat smsing Annu till 1..glaring outside..I could see nothing but the darkness..and after some time my eyes landed into the same darkness we call sleep.. :P


28th:
Was up again at 3:30 and pinged bhai..and slept again..Mom woke me up"get up..look how beautiful it's outside..!"

We borrowed paste from an uncle..My potter sis did that by greeting him Good Morning!;)

Now was the time to swing in the air..So Did I...haaa...cool breeze messing my already messed hair.. :P
Well...that was the last time I felt the cool breeze..

My uncle arranged a taxi for us..and everyone there looked at us as if we were from a different planet!

This was the first time I ever saw a village..How gleeful it looked on 70 mm screen..actor running in the midst of fields after the chick..The huts,meadows..buffaloes,ponds etc..
Did I enjoy?
Well..it takes much-much-much to enjoy that..
Depriving self of technology..
No 24*7 water supply Is what I discovered by seeing N number of tumblers at the entrance of the home..
My pious multi-religious mom felt that We should start our sight seeing,what ever plans by first visiting a dargha..
I had to go too..Silly thing I noticed was a small mandir kinda made in the dargha..coz they percept that the snake would come here at night and it's the one which protects the dargha..

Well..I violated all the rules I made;
ate mothi chur ka laddu-(As a welcome sweet)
Ate fultoo oiled pesarattu(dosa made of green gram)
escaped one more laddu..(starter at lunch :P)
escaped crabs.. eeks!!
Had to unwillingly violate my anti-dinner platter!
The change in ambience and food had to take it's toll..I drank so many colas and sodas that I caught cold!


29th:
Well...you don't need an alarm here to wake up..The power goes off at 6 or so..and you are up!
I told you didn't I?that the shopping soap will not be over yet...yeah it continued here..
Mom felt that Hyderabad's gold's impure...So we landed in to a gold shop..and then Saree's!!

All kuchcha roads and when you are in the auto...Your spine and a** is completely gone! :P
30th:
Went to a beach...
I can say I had fun !!Sat at the back side of the mini taxi waving everyone!yelled if they didn't waved us back :P
Saw river godavari!!
1st:
you get to learn things as you get used to!Woke up at 10:30!I am an early riser but..when you are on a holiday..and that too minus electricity;chalta hai!
Spent whole day at home lazily..Then we went to farms..It was good,all coconut and banyan ,lemon trees..

There was a small canal like water flowing body and we expected snakes to come there and sat on a small bridge kinda built cemented wall..gazing water.
We sat there for a long time,more than a hour..

Me and my cousin resting elbows on our thighs..
I said-"hey look,it's looking like a snake,but it's not one.."
yippee!I spotted first,it was actually a snake!
2nd:
I can't even recall when was the last time I sat in an ambassador,I did today!We went to Rajahmundry,saw Arthur cotton barrage..
and on our way we tooka a boat ride in Godavari..I don't know how long Godavari is but any water body,they said-"Godavari" :D
saw ISKCON temple..how peaceful it was!And how tidy it was!thankfully!
Cameras were prohibited but I did manage to take two snaps!
Never give company to women when they are out to buy sarees or nursaries!
Huhh!Are their No nurseries in hyd?
Mum bought dozens of roses and other saplings!

3rd:
How much did we patao Mum and Uncle for this place-Antarvedi beach..
I got scared seeing the big waves.
We couldn't enjoy much!
a:coz some other cousin with some other aunt came in!
b:maatey and others had their role to play!They didn't allow us to go deep in the water... :(

I didn't quite understand the pattern of food they eat here,idli-dosa i morning is ok..but idli dosa as dinner?
the ladies were not in a state to go and cook,so we halted at a motel and ate rawa dosa and idli!Well..Idli toooo...

4th:
Gosh!I never ever expected such a a farewell...
Boxes of sweets and Achars and prawns and..and..the lsit would go on..came with 4 suit cases and going back with 6 and the stay was for 6 days!duhh!

My cousin started crying from the day before of departure and cried whole day..hiding his face in his moms anchaal.. :P
I shed 2 with him...
Every one cried cried... ;P

I took snaps when they did that..

boarded train at 7:20!
P.S:
With reference to my previous blog;

"I've been invited to return the favor of their once home-coming stay!.."
Would say not completely true..